MEMBERSHIP COURSES
MERMAID SURVIVAL 101
Do you have mermaid fear? Would you know what to do if confronted by one in the wild? In this six week course you will train with leading mermaid self defense coach, Lynne Tyrol as she teaches hand to hand combat techniques— including her world famous triple roundhouse face kick. Learn all you need to know about defending yourself from these beautiful but ferocious creatures.
CURSED APPLE HEAD DOLL REVERSAL CLASS
Apple head dolls are all fun and games until you come across a cursed one. Fortunately in this three week course, you will learn techniques for spotting a cursed doll and neutralizing it within two days so that your family can return to their good old fashioned homespun fun. Please note that this course requires protective eye wear.
BANSHEES: MESSENGERS OF DEATH OR SIMPLY MISUNDERSTOOD?
What do we really know about Banshees? Apparently very little according to Banshee tracker Dale Rogers. With over twenty years of experience in the field and two books under his belt, including his most recent textbook ‘Two Worlds and In Between’, Dale takes us on a spellbinding journey through the history of these mysterious creatures and into the present day in an attempt to understand why banshees are so disconnected from other witches. Please be aware that this is a night course and may be disruptive to sleep patterns.
THE SECRET RECIPES OF THE FAIRY WORLD
We already know that fairies are consummate foragers, but did you know that they are also accomplished chefs? Join Eugenia Forrester, a self proclaimed ‘fairy lover’ as she shares the secret recipes of the fairy world. And this will likely come as no surprise, but many recipes are also aphrodisiacs!
SEANCE ETIQUETTE 101
Do you ever worry that you are exhibiting poor manners at a seance? In this two week course you will learn how to avoid the embarrassment of sweaty palms, how to throw up ectoplasm discreetly, and why Ouija boards are just plain rude.
MY OH MY! I’VE JUST EATEN A SLICE OF SPITE PIE!
Have you ever sunken your teeth into a piece of freshly baked pie, only to realize that the secret ingredient isn’t love, but rather hate? Join Rosette Meyers as she helps identify the characteristics of one of the most common hexes around and what to do if you’ve fallen victim to one.
STORM JARS- BEGINNERS CLASS
Our most popular offering at Ladywyck Lodge! Learn all there is to know about the delicate art of weather crafting while creating your very own piece of bottled weather. This semester’s class will focus on blizzard creation. Suitable for all ages.
TOWN CLOAKING: REVIVING A LOST ART
‘If town cloaking were easy then everyone would be doing it.’— May Blackfoot. Wiser words have never been spoken about the nearly extinct art of town cloaking. Learn how town cloaking first came into fashion and how turning towns invisible became a common form of defense during the Napoleonic battles in Europe. This class is part history lesson, part witchcraft, and all fun!
ASTRAL PROJECTION TOPOGRAPHY. BEGINNER’S CLASS
Perhaps the last unexplored place on earth lies within the realm of astral projection. Our very own astral projection expert David Mackenzie will take you on a brain bending journey through the astral realm exploring the various regions and landmarks. Armchair travel has never been so exciting— literally!
REMEMBERING THE BATTLE OF OAK GROVE. A DISCUSSION.
Most residents of Esther Wren can remember exactly where they were on October 4th, 1982 when one of the town’s most beautiful homes was blown to smithereens. Although the explosion marked the end of a lengthy war between Millicent Brown and Agnes Drummond, it left a path of destruction several blocks wide. Nearing the forty year anniversary of this terrible tragedy, we invite you to join us as we discuss early conflict detection and how to prevent the escalation of witch fights into witch wars.
THE WORLD HAS WRONGED WOMEN. HOW WITCHES CAN HELP. A THREE PART LECTURE.
Feminist author Clementine Howard II delves into the history of misogyny amongst humankind and how it has lead to the current #metoo movement. For centuries witches have done very little to aid in the fight against sexism in regular society, but can this passivity continue? Howard creates a bold argument in favor of both breeds of witches combining forces and becoming allies to their human sisters.