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CONTRIBUTING EDITORS: POSEY FAULKNER AND THE WESTFIELD TWINS

Old Fashioned Daniel and Adelaide Morrigan GET IT ON!

January 2, 2020

Our Source tells us that an electrifying kiss was shared between Daniel Flannagan (aka Old Fashioned Daniel) and local banshee and drama teacher Adelaide Morrigan on the evening of December 29th at the corner of Main Street and Miller Avenue, right outside the Empire Movie Theatre. And what exactly made this kiss so electrifying? It blew the entire downtown power grid! Which was very unfortunate for all those attending the Empire’s midnight screening of the 1971 Disney classic ‘Bedknobs and Broomsticks’. Minutes after the power outage, Daniel was spotted by one disgruntled movie-goer walking east on Main street holding what appeared to be a white nightgown, whole several others reported seeing a half naked banshee flying in the opposite direction. We expect this news will hit many fellow Daniel fans hard but please do not appeal to your darker natures: No hexes, fascinations or slingshots aimed in the direction of our beloved Adelaide. Being a banshee is punishment enough!

Reality TV comes to Esther Wren?

December 20, 2019

Will there be a reality show based on Esther Wren?? Well, sadly for now, the answer is no. Our sources have told us that after several meetings with a certain notorious reality tv producer, the idea has been temporarily shelved. Rumor has it that several Goodies were interested, hoping that the series would help showcase their artistic and culinary talents, however, without any Baddies on board, it would make for some pretty dull television. I mean seriously people…how much apple doll whittling can one person watch? But don’t despair! A juicy reality miniseries about Eugenia and her fairy lovers is set to start filming next month! Prepare for a warm and steamy winter!

And speaking of Eugenia, she has reported to us that she has finally left her possessive fairy lover ‘Lord of Bracknell’ for the warrior fairy ‘Sir Edmund Berg’. She claims that the split was amicable but she is currently under the protection of the Berg family and her own private security team.

WITCH FIGHT!!!

December 12,2019

Another witch fight occurred between Midgely Drummond and Millicent Brown late Monday morning in the Adams grocery store parking lot. Rumor has it that Millicent attacked first— possessing Midgely to repeatedly smack herself in the face with her own footwear (blue flipflops) until her cheeks bled. In retaliation, Midgely let loose a wind gust so fierce that it left Millicent dangling from a chestnut tree on Ballantine Avenue almost two blocks away! As usual, no charges were laid but the fire department was called in to remove Millicent from the tree. One source close to both witches claims that Millicent’s talents are declining with age, while another source close to Millicent claims that ‘she’s just getting started’. One thing is for sure, we can expect many more battles to erupt between these two warring witches!

And while we’re on the subject of Midgely Drummond, a witness claims that he spotted Midgely in Pelerine Park creating a small tornado. Pint size in fact. A tornado so tiny that Midgely quickly stomped it out with her own foot (likely out of shame and embarrassment). For whatever reason tornado crafting still eludes our dear weather witch sisters.

Closet time for Lionel Stone

Nov 27, 2019

After receiving several warnings of sexual harassment, the portrait of Lionel Stone has been relegated to the Ladywyck Lodge broom closet. Helen has informed us that his broom closet sentence is of an undetermined length.

Helva Jane Sighting!

Nov 25, 2019

Finally after years and years of speculation (including a fan site devoted entirely to speculation) we finally have a bonafide Helva Jane sighting! And guess what folks? She wasn’t spotted peddling bone necklaces in Venice Beach, or camping in the Canadian outback, or at someone’s dinner table at Christmas. Nope! She was spotted only a mere hour away from Esther Wren walking up the steps to a sorority house of a certain unnamed ivy league university. Our source claims that she had the same hairstyle, same shifty gaze, but she was significantly more respectable looking in her designer jeans and green blouse embroidered with what appeared to be a wildcat of some variety— or possibly hellcat?? She had a sizable entourage of ten young women all wearing matching cardigans sporting the same hellcat emblem. After a little digging, we’ve discovered that Helva is a housing director or ‘House Mom’ at one of the university’s sororities. A rather odd profession for a woman who once burned down the public bathrooms in Pelerine Park. Stay tuned as we are certain there’s a lot more to this story than meets the evil eye!